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RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald"

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cruelty and malice
  11/12/14
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cruelty and malice
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The legend lives on from the Lenape on down Of the big isle...
From a Bl( . )( . )mington Bathhouse on the Hill
  11/12/14
180
cruelty and malice
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~~(>' ' )>
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gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad
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krak69
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Jake LaMotta
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flyfisher110
  11/12/14
Both this and op are brilliant
Sid Meier
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1994 Stephen Malkmus
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Rust 'RF XIX' Austen
  11/12/14
This is some pretty sick shit lil brah.
Rudolph
  11/12/14
(RSF's dad showing RSF the private jet he bought with 9/11 b...
Dr. Gay
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.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,
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lol holy shit lold hard
Memph Bleek
  12/17/14
This, coming from you?
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Rust 'RF XIX' Austen
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better call saul
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saint pablo
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this is seriously brilliant
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Lol. Earl?
boyfriend
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180^180^1800000
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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180
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"'""""'"
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holy shit
Benzo
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Benzo (/Vigger)
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Monkey watching TV on Roger Waters album cover
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Judas Jones
  11/12/14
mean but I loled
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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The legend is told up in Luftansa gold Where the seats are ...
Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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180
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evan29
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this killed me
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~~(>' ' )>
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My god. Instant classic
"'"""'''''''''
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180
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Titus Pullo
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1 | 8 | 0
gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad
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cruelty and malice
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CLIII
cruelty and malice
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Well that's a 180
Henry Aaron
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180000000000
boyfriend
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"'""""'"
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Damn. That is some 180 work.
IronMonkey
  11/12/14
holy SHIT
'baughdogEAT
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Jesus Christ, you are the Michael Jordan of this shit Ver...
1994 Stephen Malkmus
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Thomas Smith, your landscaper
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180
Post-Tomi Priebus Reincing 4 Ivanka
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amazing
solace and wallace
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krak69
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Holy shit I usually think posters overrated these but this o...
henry zhen
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Benzo
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Nice work per usual. Yours makes me wish I had fleshed mine ...
From a Bl( . )( . )mington Bathhouse on the Hill
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TY, I'm just honored I gave you two the chance to shine.
cruelty and malice
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Unreal. We are lucky to have you here. "Bankers toiling...
leolenin
  11/12/14
wtf
saint pablo
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180
Rust 'RF XIX' Austen
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1 fucking 80
''""''""""
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unmitigated 180
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one hundred and eighty
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190
boot to the head
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Earl, you could be are generation's Weird Al Yankovic.
@realmanowar
  11/12/14
I bet even RSFs dad would give this a 180
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180
Slow Children Playing
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Still amazing
"'"""'''''''''
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180 zillion
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180
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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Earl you are wasting your talents here
longwangpoontang
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god damn earl 180
twist
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Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180
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unqualified 180 i had no idea earl was anything but a typ...
Mike Yanagita
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My god, this is why I keep coming here
Magical Asian Assurance Company
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180
David Lynch's Mistress
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If you haven't sung this with the song playing in the backgr...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland
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cruelty and malice
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I've sung and played it on piano
Thomas Smith, your landscaper
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post vid
McBeef Sled
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1994 Stephen Malkmus
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cruelty and malice
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I did that this morning / eerie and 180
longwangpoontang
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180
ljl
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amazing
d( . )n't run nigga i see y( . )u
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Aspie Pickup Line
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les
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180.
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shabbos goy
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180. What year is it? This can't be the product of XO 2014.
Senator R. "Claythereum" Davis
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Mance Rayder (retired)
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Disabled AZ Man Wheeling Towards a Senate Vote
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slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland
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never forget
nyuug
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Amazing.
Donald Trump proudly presenting his signed pardon
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180 historic post
433
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Dip this fucker in bronze
Benzo (/Vigger)
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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charlie brown
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RSF please respond
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flyfisher110
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shabbos goy
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ImAJeep
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Dr. Cool
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epictetus' leg
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charlie brown
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JFC
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Rudolph
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holy FUCK how have I never seen this before best poast on t...
uspo (retired)
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Ciroc Obama
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lol
MoreDoughHi
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Ho Lee Fuk
Monkey watching TV on Roger Waters album cover
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still one of the all time GOAT poasts
Magical Asian Assurance Company
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Blank bump if you love rsf
henry zhen
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cruelty and malice
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Benzo
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http://miltonfitzstapler.ytmnd.com/
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Under appreciated
longwangpoontang
  06/13/15
JFC 180^180^180
longwangpoontang
  11/12/14
jesus christ a seriously strong thread here
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AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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great thread
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1 8 0
McBeef Sled
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top thread of 2014 candidate here, d00ds.
nyuug
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rach seems like he's in a generous mood--we should get him t...
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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cruelty and malice
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Benzo
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@realmanowar
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All credit goes to earl but here is an edited and imho sligh...
FAT FUCKING JELQBEAST 249.6
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this version is a bit better, though it pains me to say it
Mike Yanagita
  11/19/14
a mere gloss on perfection
longwangpoontang
  12/17/14
Good work but did I miss seeing a redline from you? Thanks.
JFC
  06/13/15
trigger warning next time plz
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Why would you do this
1994 Stephen Malkmus
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1994 Stephen Malkmus
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Magical Asian Assurance Company
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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http://bavatuesdays.com/files/2013/10/tumblr_mm6h5uDUYN1qanm...
guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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180 legendary xoxo gold
JohnPaulStevens
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Benzo
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longwangpoontang
  12/03/14
This is fantastic
evan39
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cruelty and malice
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longwangpoontang
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Germanwings bump
longwangpoontang
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''"'''"'''"'
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Pretty soon we'll have enough of these to put a full album t...
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcgRCe0Yfi He needs to do the whol...
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Omg 180
433
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please
'"'''"''''"
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!!! can we get the whole thing done please
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180
longwangpoontang
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holy fuck this is 180
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180
Post-Tomi Priebus Reincing 4 Ivanka
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saint pablo
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longwangpoontang
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saint pablo
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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JFC
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Bump in memory of the 29 men who died on the Edmund Fitzgera...
Library Bathroom Holocaust
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guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway
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Dennis needs to sing this
Chad Nationalism
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longwangpoontang
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RSF oddly absent
Link Gaetz*
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longwangpoontang
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JFC
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TBF, this all seems a bit over RSF's head
<3 Mr. J. Peterman, Esquire <3
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12 Days to the BIG ANNIVERSARY BLOWOUT
longwangpoontang
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longwangpoontang
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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i love how RSF literally partied with xoxo nyc crew yesterda...
nyuug
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JFC
JFC
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DC BUMP
longwangpoontang
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good song
Eugene xo
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still the greatest thing i have read on this bort
a dorky loser with high standards
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a dorky loser with high standards
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charlie brown
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Link Gaetz*
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Not flame last Mon we closed down this dive bar and one of t...
The RSF SUMMERTIME JUGGERNAUT
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180
longwangpoontang
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Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande
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charlie brown
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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701490)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701507)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: From a Bl( . )( . )mington Bathhouse on the Hill

The legend lives on from the Lenape on down

Of the big isle they call Manna-hata

The isle, it is said, never gives up her dead

When the skies of September turn gloomy

With a load of financial lore six thousand pounds more

Than Cantor Fitz's leasehold weighed empty

That good tower and true was a bone to be chewed

When the planes of September came early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701570)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: cruelty and malice

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701573)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701578)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701669)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:56 AM
Author: krak69



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701690)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Jake LaMotta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701811)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: flyfisher110



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701838)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: Sid Meier

Both this and op are brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701883)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702075)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Rust 'RF XIX' Austen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703926)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: Rudolph

This is some pretty sick shit lil brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701904)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Dr. Gay

(RSF's dad showing RSF the private jet he bought with 9/11 blood money)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702187)


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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26719121)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Memph Bleek

lol holy shit lold hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26952294)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:44 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,....,.,:,....,..:,,.,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,.


This, coming from you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702210)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Rust 'RF XIX' Austen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702189)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: better call saul



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702202)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:50 PM
Author: saint pablo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702242)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


this is seriously brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702450)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: boyfriend

Lol. Earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26702490)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: .,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,


180^180^1800000

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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: ...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


180

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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: "'""""'"




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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Benzo (coke zero)

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703837)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
Author: ,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.




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Date: December 17th, 2014 1:50 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26946884)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Benzo (/Vigger)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733972)


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Date: June 5th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30630135)


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Date: December 3rd, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: '"'""'"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32048526)


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Date: February 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32661287)


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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Monkey watching TV on Roger Waters album cover



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33818573)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701571)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway

mean but I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26701965)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)

The legend is told up in Luftansa gold

Where the seats are all ninety reclinin’

A soft double chin and a hedonist grin

Spoke of fortune from three thousand dyin’

“On the hundred first floor through a solid oak door

That’s where Cantor Fitzgerald fared poorly

Bankers toiling in vain, Allah sent in a plane

And my payday, September came early!”

>>>>

“It started for pa, another day in shitlaw,

Watching bankers in Maybachs admirin’

But his fortunes would turn as the steel girders burn

And he followed the sound of the siren.

Some blamed this man hiding in Pakistan

Or ‘the Jews’ for the terror invited

But the wisest men knew it made more sense to sue

The airlines, AA and United”

>>>>

“As the settlement wraps, widows fighting for scraps,

And the limelight, with old Mayor Rudy.

I’ll just pay my rent with his forty percent,

With enough left for cocaine and booty.

Some say you’re insane to profit from the pain

But those fools, they just lack the hunger

So they spit on the face of men in the right place,

Like my pops and George Bush the younger.”

>>>>

The man finished his drink, and he gave me a wink

As he pulled out his iPad, so glossy

“Now get back into coach, you fucking prole roach”

“I’ve gotta pwn this asshole Gay Posse”

I made my retreat back to my middle seat

Thinking how I could profit from peril…

And sit on a throne, made from burnt human bone

like the wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703543)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. , . . . , . . . . . . , . . . ;

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703550)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: evan29



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703587)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


this killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703597)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703649)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: "'"""'''''''''


My god. Instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703673)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: ...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703681)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Titus Pullo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703689)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: gaggle of youthful ivy leaguers firing ur dad

1 | 8 | 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703690)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703693)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: cruelty and malice

CLIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703721)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Henry Aaron

Well that's a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703700)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: boyfriend

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703701)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: "'""""'"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703702)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: IronMonkey

Damn. That is some 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703719)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:51 PM
Author: 'baughdogEAT

holy SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703742)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus

Jesus Christ, you are the Michael Jordan of this shit

Very kind of you to let the other dood enjoy a respectable column of blankbumps before unleashing this monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703766)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: .,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703820)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 7:20 PM
Author: Thomas Smith, your landscaper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26704187)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Post-Tomi Priebus Reincing 4 Ivanka

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705595)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:44 AM
Author: .,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26947096)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745164)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: solace and wallace

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703815)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: krak69



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703825)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: henry zhen

Holy shit I usually think posters overrated these but this one is 180.

I like how you are most likely posting this from a law firm computer at work too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703836)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Benzo (coke zero)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703847)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: From a Bl( . )( . )mington Bathhouse on the Hill

Nice work per usual. Yours makes me wish I had fleshed mine out more.

Props to the OP too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703866)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: cruelty and malice

TY, I'm just honored I gave you two the chance to shine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703887)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: leolenin

Unreal. We are lucky to have you here. "Bankers toiling in vain, Allah sent in a plane" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703920)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: saint pablo

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703923)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Rust 'RF XIX' Austen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703939)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: ''""''""""


1 fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703969)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: .,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,


unmitigated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703971)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: .,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'


one hundred and eighty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26704193)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 7:29 PM
Author: boot to the head (harrison)

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26704241)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: @realmanowar (man o' war)

Earl, you could be are generation's Weird Al Yankovic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705159)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.;,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,


I bet even RSFs dad would give this a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705443)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: "'"""'''''''''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705711)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26707222)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
Author: ,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26707233)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: "'"""'''''''''


Still amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26709988)


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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


180 zillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26719135)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744215)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744218)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

Earl you are wasting your talents here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744497)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: twist

god damn earl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744500)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Age is just a number and Cialis sounds 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744530)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Mike Yanagita

unqualified 180

i had no idea earl was anything but a typical lawyer until this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744583)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

My god, this is why I keep coming here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744601)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: David Lynch's Mistress

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26745603)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

If you haven't sung this with the song playing in the background you haven't lived yet.

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754187)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754207)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Thomas Smith, your landscaper

I've sung and played it on piano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754230)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: McBeef Sled (Meatbrawl)

post vid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754251)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733406)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754285)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

I did that this morning / eerie and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26765258)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: ljl (Heh.)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754220)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: d( . )n't run nigga i see y( . )u

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754740)


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Date: November 24th, 2014 1:41 AM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26783556)


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Date: November 24th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: les



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26792123)


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Date: December 5th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:


180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26860732)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: shabbos goy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26946974)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:17 AM
Author: Senator R. "Claythereum" Davis (semi retired 4/23)

180. What year is it? This can't be the product of XO 2014.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26946995)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: .,,...,,...,.,,,..,,,,,.......,,.,.,,.,.,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26947039)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Mance Rayder (retired) (, the poaster, mance rayder)

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26947921)


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Date: January 26th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Disabled AZ Man Wheeling Towards a Senate Vote (bt@clownpenis.fart)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27189952)


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Date: April 3rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27612265)


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Date: May 15th, 2015 4:18 AM
Author: nyuug (White girl uploading reaction video to Big Bang - Bae Bae)

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27895360)


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Date: June 14th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Donald Trump proudly presenting his signed pardon

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28116365)


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Date: June 14th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: 433

180 historic post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28116380)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: .,.,,.,.,,.,.,:,,:,;.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733204)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Benzo (/Vigger)

Dip this fucker in bronze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28734015)


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Date: November 28th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29267379)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:32 AM
Author: .,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745152)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 8:36 AM
Author: charlie brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745547)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: ...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,


RSF please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745575)


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Date: November 28th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29267259)


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Date: November 28th, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: flyfisher110



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29267373)


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Date: December 28th, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: shabbos goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29466303)


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Date: April 8th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30226444)


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Date: April 8th, 2016 1:35 AM
Author: ImAJeep (beep beep)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30226551)


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Date: June 5th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Dr. Cool



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30630289)


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Date: September 11th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: epictetus' leg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31385841)


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Date: September 11th, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: '"'''''"''''''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31385904)


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Date: December 10th, 2016 6:08 AM
Author: charlie brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32102499)


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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32124464)


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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Rudolph



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32999289)


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Date: June 10th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: uspo (retired) (u$po)

holy FUCK how have I never seen this before

best poast on the site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33522007)


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Date: June 16th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33576917)


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Date: June 16th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33576949)


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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: ....,..,..,,,....,,....,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33818490)


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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Monkey watching TV on Roger Waters album cover

Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33818559)


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Date: July 20th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company

still one of the all time GOAT poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33818587)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: henry zhen

Blank bump if you love rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703777)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703778)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Benzo (coke zero)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703876)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. , . . . , . . . . . . , . . . ;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703881)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


http://miltonfitzstapler.ytmnd.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703917)


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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

Under appreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28111912)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

JFC

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26703960)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: .,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'


jesus christ a seriously strong thread here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26704196)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705064)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Don Kihote



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705078)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: saint pablo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705324)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

Blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705569)


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Date: November 14th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26716060)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744200)


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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26705586)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: McBeef Sled (being an obtuse faggot for the lulz)

1 8 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26706633)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:35 AM
Author: nyuug

top thread of 2014 candidate here, d00ds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26707000)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:40 AM
Author: '"""'"'''


rach seems like he's in a generous mood--we should get him to sticky this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26707003)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26709881)


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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: cruelty and malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26709910)


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Date: November 14th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26719113)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Benzo (coke zero)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744505)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: @realmanowar (man o' war)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744766)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: FAT FUCKING JELQBEAST 249.6

All credit goes to earl but here is an edited and imho slightly improved version of his masterwork:

The legend is told up in Lufthansa gold

Where the seats are all ninety reclinin’.

A soft double chin and a hedonist grin

Spoke of fortune from three thousand dyin’.

“On the hundred first floor through a solid oak door

Is where Cantor Fitzgerald fared poorly.

Bankers toiling in vain, Allah sent in a plane

And my September payday came early!”

>>>>

“It started for pa, 'nother day in shitlaw,

Watching bankers in Maybachs, admirin’.

But his fortunes would turn as the steel girders burn'd

And he followed the sound of the siren.

Some blamed a brown man hiding in Pakistan

Or ‘the Jews’ for the terror incited.

But the wisest men knew it made more sense to sue

The two airlines, AA and United.”

>>>>

“As the settlement wraps, widows fight over scraps,

And the limelight, with old Mayor Rudy.

I will pay for my rent with his forty percent,

With enough left for cocaine and booty.

Some say it's insane to profit from pain

But those faggots, they just lack the hunger.

So they spit in the faces of men in high places,

Like my papa and George Bush the younger.”

>>>>

He finished his drink and he gave me a wink

As he pulled out his iPad, so glossy.

“Now get back to coach, you prole fucking roach

I must pwn this dumb asshole Gay Posse.”

So I made my retreat back to my middle seat

Wond'ring how I could profit from peril,

And sit on a throne made from burnt human bone

like the wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26744874)


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Date: November 19th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Mike Yanagita

this version is a bit better, though it pains me to say it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26754240)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

a mere gloss on perfection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26952094)


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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: JFC

Good work but did I miss seeing a redline from you? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28111936)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 8:43 AM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,......,.,,.


trigger warning next time plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745564)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus

Why would you do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733423)


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Date: April 8th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30226482)


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Date: November 18th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26745565)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Magical Asian Assurance Company



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26757418)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26757456)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 9:56 AM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway

http://bavatuesdays.com/files/2013/10/tumblr_mm6h5uDUYN1qanmclo1_1280.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26764459)


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Date: November 24th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: JohnPaulStevens (K)

180 legendary xoxo gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26792071)


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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 AM
Author: Benzo (coke zero)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26802618)


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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26850432)


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Date: December 5th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: evan39

This is fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26860743)


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Date: December 16th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26943915)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: cruelty and malice (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26947927)


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Date: December 17th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: '''''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#26952282)


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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: '"""'"'''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27110324)


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Date: January 19th, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27144021)


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Date: January 26th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27189925)


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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

Germanwings bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#27603583)


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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28030794)


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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: .,,,.,,..,.,.,:,.::,,...,::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.


Pretty soon we'll have enough of these to put a full album together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28030820)


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Date: June 13th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28111300)


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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,..,:,.,.:..,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28111843)


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Date: June 14th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcgRCe0Yfi

He needs to do the whole song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28116851)


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Date: June 14th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: 433

Omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28116873)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: '"'''"''''"


please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745169)


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Date: September 13th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: ...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,


!!! can we get the whole thing done please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28745578)


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Date: October 4th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28898382)


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Date: October 4th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,,.,.,:,,:,;..,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::.


holy fuck this is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28898474)


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Date: November 11th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Post-Tomi Priebus Reincing 4 Ivanka

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29157057)


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Date: June 14th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: saint pablo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28116872)


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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28627481)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 4:59 AM
Author: saint pablo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733130)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733732)


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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28733985)


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Date: October 4th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#28898585)


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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29150980)


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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Library Bathroom Holocaust (https://youtu.be/UX_l2InVI5c?t=8s)

Bump in memory of the 29 men who died on the Edmund Fitzgerald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29154002)


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Date: November 11th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29157087)


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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:15 AM
Author: guy dragging douglas fir through apartment hallway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29270590)


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Date: December 9th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Chad Nationalism (32 year old shrew on okc with "never settle" as her tag line)

Dennis needs to sing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29342853)


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Date: December 12th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29364189)


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Date: December 13th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: ''"'''"'''"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#29367944)


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Date: March 12th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30039374)


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Date: April 8th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Link Gaetz*

RSF oddly absent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30227484)


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Date: June 5th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30630293)


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Date: April 8th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30228819)


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Date: June 4th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30625068)


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Date: June 5th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30631520)


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Date: June 5th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: <3 Mr. J. Peterman, Esquire <3 (R)

TBF, this all seems a bit over RSF's head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30632048)


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Date: July 19th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: .,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30971406)


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Date: July 19th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: ...,,.,,,,.,,,....,...,...,..,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#30971428)


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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

12 Days to the BIG ANNIVERSARY BLOWOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31301482)


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Date: September 10th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31374341)


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Date: September 11th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31385326)


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Date: September 11th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: nyuug (18 yr old American girl ridin dat Yellow Monster Gangnam Style)

i love how RSF literally partied with xoxo nyc crew yesterday on 9/11

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3347778&mc=61&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31385804)


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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: JFC

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32124476)


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Date: October 27th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

DC BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#31741522)


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Date: December 8th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32091436)


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Date: December 10th, 2016 6:12 AM
Author: Eugene xo (Genie smooth)

good song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32102502)


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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: a dorky loser with high standards

still the greatest thing i have read on this bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32124428)


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Date: March 11th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: a dorky loser with high standards



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32804857)


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Date: April 27th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: charlie brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33178367)


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Date: February 18th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: .,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32653041)


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Date: March 28th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Link Gaetz*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32939566)


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Date: March 28th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: The RSF SUMMERTIME JUGGERNAUT

Not flame last Mon we closed down this dive bar and one of the guys played the original Edmund Fitzgerald song on his phone and I thought of Earl and lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32939572)


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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32999215)


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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Nine Inch Nails Opening for Ariana Grande (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#32999231)


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Date: June 10th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: charlie brown (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&forum_id=2#33521953)